Sandton Twitter
If you want to be part of Sandton Twitter, these are the requirements.
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— SITHALE✍🏿 (@SithaleKgaogelo) January 2, 2021
First, at least have an iPhone. Like you can't look superior than others with 'Twitter for Android'.
— SITHALE✍🏿 (@SithaleKgaogelo) January 2, 2021
2. You must undermine and belittle people who seem not to be doing better than you. Even your poor family members ain't a thing. No one must know about your family emakhaya, they are not on your league.
You must also drag and shame them here on Twitter.— SITHALE✍🏿 (@SithaleKgaogelo) January 2, 2021
3. Sometimes you don't have to be doing better than CBD twitter. You can be our mate and at our level, maybe colleague or classmate.. But because you're aspiring to be like the big celebrities (bo Beyonce, Kim) then you must put on a pathetic ego.
— SITHALE✍🏿 (@SithaleKgaogelo) January 2, 2021
4. You must be interested in American content. Their lifestyle programs, be it TV reality shows or some YouTube channels, because that is the lifestyle you are trying to fake. The slang, the food, etc.
— SITHALE✍🏿 (@SithaleKgaogelo) January 2, 2021
6. You must be a dictator. Dictate people's interests, preferences and even shame their appearance. When you see a tweet, you have to quickly find a fault so that you can discredit. Be it people's attires, house designs, literally everything.
— SITHALE✍🏿 (@SithaleKgaogelo) January 2, 2021
8. You must be a bubble buster. Like when there is a random trend that people are Vibing to, you must tell them when it is starting to be annoying. For example, when you see many people buying Drip or Bathu sneakers in numbers, Tell them when to stop!
— SITHALE✍🏿 (@SithaleKgaogelo) January 2, 2021
9. Familiarize yourself with the following words and phrases: chile, heal, ha a, one thing about me, indonda mayibe..,
Emojis: 😭💀🕯💔
😭: This is not a crying emoji by the way, equivalent to CBD's 😂.
Do not use memes because they are annoying.— SITHALE✍🏿 (@SithaleKgaogelo) January 2, 2021
Sandton Twitter v CBD Twitter
MORE VIOLENCE FAM pic.twitter.com/N8c148Gp3m— Aviwe (@AviweN_) January 2, 2021
Sandton Twitter is those people from Instagram not just Instagram… Thee Instagram coming to Twitter with their Lasvicious life to make other people feel small..
CBD Twitter is the rest of us abo gabadiya, maphara, hustlers, pushing all here trying to make it. pic.twitter.com/tGJRxgqRfu
— Sis Bontle❤️ (@Sweet_Bontle) January 2, 2021
Maybe I should tweet wearing Louis Vuitton and looking down on people. Maybe SANDTON TWITTER will stop hating on me.
— MN©️EDI (@Michael_Bucwa) January 2, 2021
When Sandton Twitter takes CBD Twitter on a date. pic.twitter.com/5CVadwldWj
— SouthAfrica2021 (@SouthAfrica2021) January 2, 2021
How to detect Sandton Twitter :
"chile"
" one thing about me"
" i took beautiful pictures today"
" its the……… for me"
😭
— Blackwolf (@Afrikanwolf) January 2, 2021
Sandton twitter is another unnecessary part of Twitter that is filled with negativity , jealousy, and clout chasers. They always wanna see people from CBD Twitter struggling.
They fake fancy life, abo chile. They must focus on feeding their snakes and buying Fong Kong LVs nxah!
— ØƦł 16 JẠ₦ỤẠƦ¥ ™ ❼ (@Ori_Debig_Beats) January 2, 2021