DEAR ANTON BRIEL

You are NOT the first person to threaten to hurt me.

I love the way you lose your temper in your tweets.

Unsure why you think that I’m scared of you. The only aspect of you and me is that you’re older than me and that you drink alcohol. Other than that- I know far more people than you do.

But come to Cape Town – I will send you the details of which police station to come to.

Oh before I forget, ALL YOUR SCREENSHOTS with EVERY SIMCARD has been handed to the POLICE.

I don’t have to lose my shit online to get likes and retweets.

I don’t care if you open 5000 ghost accounts.

It just makes YOUR CASE DOCKET so much thicker.

Enjoy your tweeting.

Lots of love.

D

4 comments

  • Anton Briel

    Deon Fialkov, I’m so sorry that I resorted to stalking you from my 50th ghost account.

    I am just jealous of you.

    You are my role-model

    I love you.

  • Anton Briel

    Deon Fialkov, you turn me on non-stop.

    I have to keep defaming you because I have no life but twitter.

  • Anton Briel

    I love your website …

    I will just open more ghost accounts to stalk you and defame you.